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Great world conquest game...
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Oh man, that one above cracked me up. 
Check out this one, I think it will come true in future.

Check out this one, I think it will come true in future.
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This meme is accurate of the current times and deserves, and is needed, to bring American existence back to the forefront, and hopefully to the other nations of the world. #nationalism #values #familyfirst
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Just watched these two spam reply videos by James Veitch, brilliant!

Jones: [looks at Sallah] You said their headpiece only had markings on one side, are you absolutely sure? [Sallah nods] Belloq's staff is too long.
Jones and Sallah: They're digging in the wrong place!
Jones and Sallah: They're digging in the wrong place!
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I am watching a Mark Passio presentation on the "Unholy Feminine" where he compares how TPTB agenda influences in women have created a neo-femininist movement. A very interesting and detailed presentation, well researched... and 4.5 hours long. I still stand amazed at what goes on in this world. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAU6ZjovmT8).
In it, he shows a short video on gold diggers to make a point on women tends to seek powerful men--as symbolized by wealth. Cracked me up... particularly since I live next door to one of these women!
In it, he shows a short video on gold diggers to make a point on women tends to seek powerful men--as symbolized by wealth. Cracked me up... particularly since I live next door to one of these women!
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George Carlin: Soft language
If you are older, or "chronologically challenged," you may identify with this take on soft language by George Carlin, the most to-the-point comedian I've ever run across. "Soft language" is a technique used by the politically-correct crowd to make problems look like solutions...
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What I was surprised about in this video was that the girl went back to the "boss" guy, right then and there. But thats the way their brains work in that kind of situation. I guess I hadn't seen one of those kinds in a very long time and thats why I was surprised. Nothing has changed in the last 10 years or so in that area. I thought they might've gotten more sneakier over the years about how they hunt their next victim, but nope. The same primitive behaviour can be seen in animals as well. Only difference being that the animals choose the physically stronger male.
I have seen similar videos before too. This one serie called "7 Deadly Sins" from Morgan Spurlock there are these "sugarbabies" in one episode that are just the kind of gold diggers than in that video. There might be little difference between gold digger and sugarbaby though, but still the same dollar signs in their eyes.
This one seems quite fitting.
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I can confirm that the freeview channel list on my TV shows the exact same schedule!

Jones: [looks at Sallah] You said their headpiece only had markings on one side, are you absolutely sure? [Sallah nods] Belloq's staff is too long.
Jones and Sallah: They're digging in the wrong place!
Jones and Sallah: They're digging in the wrong place!
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Funniest one I ever saw was back in the 1970s with "TV Guide," listing channels and shows... and it was an accident: "King Kong" followed by "Those Amazing Animals."Djchrismac wrote: ↑Tue Nov 06, 2018 7:23 pmI can confirm that the freeview channel list on my TV shows the exact same schedule!![]()
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What a Croc!
I didn't know crocodiles barked!
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I feel sorry for the wee dog, it just wanted to play and everyone ran away.

When I first went to Alien War many years ago I knew it was a man in an Alien suit so just couldn't get worked up into a scared frenzy like everyone else. The actors playing Marines did a good job of setting the scene scare-wise but when the Alien warrior first appeared at the other end of a corridor in smoke and strobes, as everyone ran screaming I stood and observed the scene to get a good look at how authentic the Alien costume was, before my friend grabbed my arm and pulled me away with the others!

It's amazing how people can get themselves so worked up that it blinds the senses. Unfortunately those in control knew this centuries ago and still utilize their old tricks to fool us today. Project Blue Beam should be a laugh when it happens, I can hear people now..."but you're into conspiracies, why are you telling us this is holographic tomfoolery, it makes no sense, look... Blue Avians!"

Jones: [looks at Sallah] You said their headpiece only had markings on one side, are you absolutely sure? [Sallah nods] Belloq's staff is too long.
Jones and Sallah: They're digging in the wrong place!
Jones and Sallah: They're digging in the wrong place!
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Changing "Age" to Levels
I'm coming up on Level 62 in a couple of weeks... wow, that does sound a lot better!
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Finally, a practical use for smartphones!!!So I slammed her phone against the wall to kill a spider.
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This made me laugh, although it could go a lot further!
Jones: [looks at Sallah] You said their headpiece only had markings on one side, are you absolutely sure? [Sallah nods] Belloq's staff is too long.
Jones and Sallah: They're digging in the wrong place!
Jones and Sallah: They're digging in the wrong place!
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This aint exactly humor, but you can find some if you got the sense for it.
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I was researching nightmares for each MBTI. I think I found daniel's.


You have at last discovered the true, universal secret that governs the universe. You can save humanity with it, but humanity will only listen to celebrity influencers. You have to spend the rest of your life teaching the secrets of life, the universe and everything to Paris Hilton, who continues to remark that these truths are not hot.

"Classical historians traditionally dismiss tales of magic as unworthy of scholarly attention, but to us any mention of a witch's broomstick or wizard's wand evokes the smell of a scientist's laboratory." The Sphinx and the Megaliths