What do you think about having a humour section where we can share what makes us laugh? Either way, I thought I'd share this sent to me by a friend.
These are priceless.
Jesus' Dad's Name.
A Sunday school teacher asked her class, "What was Jesus' mother's name?"
One child answered, "Mary."
The teacher then asked, "Who knows what Jesus' father's name was?" A
little kid said, "Verge."
Confused, the teacher asked, "Where did you get that?"
The kid said, "Well, you know, they are always talking about
Verge n' Mary.''
KIDS IN CHURCH
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is His name. Amen."
A little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about
it. I'm having a real good time like I am."
I had been teaching my three-year old daughter, Caitlin, the
Lord's Prayer for several evenings at bedtime. She would repeat after
me the lines from the prayer. Finally, she decided to go solo. I
listened with pride as she carefully enunciated each word, right up to
the end of the prayer: "Lead us not into
temptation," she prayed,"but deliver us from E-mail.
A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they were on the
way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in
One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."
Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother, Joel, were
sitting together in church. Joel giggled, sang, and talked out loud.
Finally, his big sister had had
"You're not supposed to talk out loud in church."
"Why? Who's going to stop me?" Joel asked.
Angie pointed to the back of the church and said,
"See those two men standing by the door? They're hushers."
A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.
"If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, 'Let my brother have the
first pancake, I can wait.'
Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be Jesus!"
A father was at the beach with his children when the
four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the
shore where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven," the Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said, "Did God throw him back down?"
A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she
turned to their six-year-old daughter and said,
"Would you like to say the blessing?"
"I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.
"Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered.
The daughter bowed her head and said,
"Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"