You have at last discovered the true, universal secret that governs the universe. You can save humanity with it, but humanity will only listen to celebrity influencers. You have to spend the rest of your life teaching the secrets of life, the universe and everything to Paris Hilton, who continues to remark that these truths are not hot.
You got that right! And Paris Hilton will teach them to Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez to force them into schools!
Though you have to love "Unemployment is low because everyone has two jobs"... "people are working 60, 70, 80 hours a week and can barely feed their kids." (Actual: only 0.2% of the workforce hold multiple jobs, with an average income of $1350/week).
I remember that one saw it some time ago. I get how difficult it is actually to say that phrase as a foreigner learning to pronounce correctly, in finnish language there is some of those types of phrases too.
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Jones: [looks at Sallah] You said their headpiece only had markings on one side, are you absolutely sure? [Sallah nods] Belloq's staff is too long. Jones and Sallah: They're digging in the wrong place!
Jones: [looks at Sallah] You said their headpiece only had markings on one side, are you absolutely sure? [Sallah nods] Belloq's staff is too long. Jones and Sallah: They're digging in the wrong place!
Jones: [looks at Sallah] You said their headpiece only had markings on one side, are you absolutely sure? [Sallah nods] Belloq's staff is too long. Jones and Sallah: They're digging in the wrong place!
I find this funny, because of how long the word is, belongs into medical science that one, related to picolinic acid. I believe it is relatively easy to find english words for that one, since it is constructed of loanwords from other languages, mainly english I believe.
Jones: [looks at Sallah] You said their headpiece only had markings on one side, are you absolutely sure? [Sallah nods] Belloq's staff is too long. Jones and Sallah: They're digging in the wrong place!
Time for more comic relief. You all know the classic South Park take on Scientology yes?
As brilliantly funny as this is, someone that is clearly a spook has done an 8 series production that takes this to a new level and it is ridiculous! I started with the first one and skipped through very quickly, chuckling as I went and laughing at the narrator, the comments by so called youtube users and the director (he posts on every video that the Government has banned his videos while he still releases teasers) but I don't recommend you do this, it is a waste of time.
Instead, watch only 10 minutes or so of video 5 (46 mins to 56 mins should be quite enough) as it is pure comedy gold!
It is a funny enough before this point with the nazca sun spider(!) and his solar web but at around 48 minutes in he starts going on about Coronal Holes being cold spots we can fly into, a wormhole connected to New York(!). It gets even better when the narrator (who sounds just like a South Park character) at 52 minutes discusses "flat space" and black holes with the white dwarf sun dropping through in a wormhole.... cave paintings... I can't even begin to describe this you just need to watch it as it is quite unbelievable that the spooks are coming out with such utter nonsense that flies in the face of any logic, they have a really low opinion of our intelligence.
The comments are full of praise by either fake accounts or gullible fools, with only a few people calling it out for the nonsense it is, coming from accounts with no activity to make people think they are fake accounts! You couldn't make it up, well actually they have!
Enjoy, for a brief spell, then turn it off quickly as you will feel brain cells slipping away the more you watch it.
This is a genuine quote from the narrator:
"We must abandon the thoughts of the human mind and instead receive the thoughts of an enlightened mind, which to us is alien. Each one of their paintings are created with interdimensional heiroglyphics. It is information in one object that is layered with additional information in multiple dimensions. Look closer, open your mind, don't trust your history, don't trust our science, trust theirs*."
*referring to the technological alien space spiders who are watching us from inside the sun.
Jones: [looks at Sallah] You said their headpiece only had markings on one side, are you absolutely sure? [Sallah nods] Belloq's staff is too long. Jones and Sallah: They're digging in the wrong place!
"We must abandon the thoughts of the human mind and instead receive the thoughts of an enlightened mind, which to us is alien. Each one of their paintings are created with interdimensional heiroglyphics. It is information in one object that is layered with additional information in multiple dimensions. Look closer, open your mind, don't trust your history, don't trust our science, trust theirs*."
*referring to the technological alien space spiders who are watching us from inside the sun.
That sounds funny to read even "interdimensional heiroglyphics"
The alien space spiders in the sun were too much to handle though that really tells you that those who believe in that stuff are quite stupid or have been taught to believe that from childhood, like other new age (older ones too) religious nonsense. It reminds me of that Blue Avian stuff only the name though never registered that much of it either
PS. Didn't bother to watch the video now, maybe later when I am in the mood.
Rather than derail the Coronavirus thread with these, I'll post here.
On a Brass Eye style comedy note, I've been watching this guy for a while, he's really funny and this short video he hits the Brass Eye/Day Today absurdity.
Rather than derail the Coronavirus thread with these, I'll post here.
On a Brass Eye style comedy note, I've been watching this guy for a while, he's really funny and this short video he hits the Brass Eye/Day Today absurdity.
Good laughs I like his humour. I understand sarcasm
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