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Re: Humour section?

Post by Djchrismac » Fri Jul 06, 2018 2:50 am

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Re: Humour section?

Post by Ilkka » Fri Jul 06, 2018 3:11 am

Bummer they dont have Finnish one. Closest is the Norse one, though.

Judging from the picture Thoth looks like it was "Impregnated via tainted lettuce" dont you think? :D
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Post by Ilkka » Sat Jul 07, 2018 3:31 am

Found this one today. I find it funny, because of the double meaning of the word. :D
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Post by Ilkka » Mon Jul 09, 2018 2:44 pm

Cat owners here? I am not but we had a cat in my childhood home and I like them more than dogs, I find this one funny.
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Re: Humour section?

Post by Ilkka » Thu Jul 19, 2018 2:03 pm

I'm gonna put this in here since it is humorous, but it has good info about the difference between our two languages. And the joke about "silent numbers" :D
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Post by LoneBear » Thu Jul 19, 2018 2:29 pm

Ilkka wrote:
Thu Jul 19, 2018 2:03 pm
I'm gonna put this in here since it is humorous, but it has good info about the difference between our two languages. And the joke about "silent numbers" :D
The guy is good! I liked this one, too. It is amazing how language has changed.
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Re: Humour section?

Post by Ilkka » Fri Jul 20, 2018 3:36 am

LoneBear wrote:
Thu Jul 19, 2018 2:29 pm
The guy is good! I liked this one, too. It is amazing how language has changed.
Yea. I saw that one already but still has good stuff in it. It would sound weird in finnish equivalent of "shit" to use in such a manner that it is used in english language, because the meaning of the word hasn't changed that much. Still it is sometimes used instead of certain words, in a conversation. :D
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Post by Ilkka » Fri Jul 20, 2018 1:48 pm

Who here can still hear the tone from this kind of thing? My family didnt have internet connection at the time, but few of my friends had it for a while untill ISDN came and took its place. Still can remember the sound it made though.
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Post by daniel » Fri Jul 20, 2018 7:24 pm

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Who here can still hear the tone from this kind of thing?
Attached MP3 for your listening pleasure... with those whopping download speeds of 960 BYTES/second!

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Post by LoneBear » Sun Jul 22, 2018 3:28 pm

A TED talk on how to handle spam emails...

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Post by Ilkka » Mon Jul 23, 2018 3:43 am

That spam mail oh yea it was funny, even as long as almost 10 minutes. Worth of watch definitely. :D
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Post by Ilkka » Mon Jul 23, 2018 4:58 am

After a while I watched the video. This one pops up to suggestions:


Equally as entertaining as the first one.
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Post by Ilkka » Mon Jul 23, 2018 5:13 am

Oh man, just had to come drop this one here this guy is one practical joker. :D
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Post by LoneBear » Mon Jul 23, 2018 7:08 pm

Ilkka wrote:
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Oh man, just had to come drop this one here this guy is one practical joker. :D
What gets me is that none of his "flatmates" could see what was coming...!

Veitch cracks me up... the one on "trying to unsubscribe" where he talks about his childhood--still the practical joker. When his mom would take him in the car, when they pulled over he would get out and pretend to have died!
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Can you imagine what the people in the parking lot / car park must have thought! (You know us Americans... we drive on parkways and park on driveways.) Man, I wish I had thought of that when I was a kid and forced to go with my mom on all those boring supermarket trips.

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Post by Ilkka » Tue Jul 24, 2018 1:40 am

Truth of people today. A bit funny on sarcastic level, more sadder on the other hand.
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Post by Ilkka » Sat Jul 28, 2018 10:10 am

This one goes without saying :D
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Post by Ilkka » Sat Jul 28, 2018 4:07 pm

This is kinda wrong dont you think? :D
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Post by Ilkka » Thu Aug 02, 2018 6:29 am

This looks like something James Veitch would do :D
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Re: Humour section?

Post by daniel » Tue Aug 07, 2018 4:14 pm

Ilkka wrote:
Thu Aug 02, 2018 6:29 am
This looks like something James Veitch would do :D
After watching those videos, ever time I submit a "bug report" to a web site and they respond with "Your case number is ..." I practically fall on the floor laughing.
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Post by Ilkka » Wed Aug 08, 2018 12:01 pm

Found this one recently :)
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Re: Humour section?

Post by Djchrismac » Thu Aug 23, 2018 7:34 am

Dylan Moran hits the nail on the head about modern life:

https://www.facebook.com/bbc5live/video ... 898902488/

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Airplane crash due to failed flux capacitor

Post by daniel » Fri Aug 31, 2018 8:36 pm


And people dare to question the accuracy of News reporting in America... (and she cannot even pronounce "capacitor" correctly!)
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Post by Ilkka » Sat Sep 01, 2018 5:18 am

Flux capacitor is the thing that makes time travel possible in "Back to the Future" movies. I wonder when the "The Mr. Fusion Home Energy Reactor" goes wrong in some place with resulting fallout. :D
In the meanwhile this one is quite funny, but true.
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Post by LoneBear » Mon Sep 17, 2018 8:46 am

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Though still too complicated for a Yanni hit single... :D
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