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Re: Humour section?

Post by daniel » Sat Jun 22, 2019 3:53 pm

You have at last discovered the true, universal secret that governs the universe. You can save humanity with it, but humanity will only listen to celebrity influencers. You have to spend the rest of your life teaching the secrets of life, the universe and everything to Paris Hilton, who continues to remark that these truths are not hot.
You got that right! And Paris Hilton will teach them to Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez to force them into schools!

Though you have to love "Unemployment is low because everyone has two jobs"... "people are working 60, 70, 80 hours a week and can barely feed their kids." (Actual: only 0.2% of the workforce hold multiple jobs, with an average income of $1350/week).
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Re: Humour section?

Post by Ilkka » Sat Jun 29, 2019 1:42 am

Some names can be funny in other languages where they mean something else. This is one of them. :)
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Re: Humour section?

Post by LoneBear » Sat Jun 29, 2019 5:38 pm

Ilkka wrote:
Sat Jun 29, 2019 1:42 am
Some names can be funny in other languages where they mean something else. This is one of them. :)
That is funny... but it works with the song!
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ISMO: She sells sea shells by the sea shore

Post by LoneBear » Mon Sep 16, 2019 6:15 pm

Ilkka wrote:
Sat Jun 29, 2019 1:42 am
Some names can be funny in other languages where they mean something else. This is one of them. :)
Not only funny names, but funny phrases...

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Re: ISMO: She sells sea shells by the sea shore

Post by Ilkka » Tue Sep 17, 2019 4:30 am

LoneBear wrote:
Mon Sep 16, 2019 6:15 pm
Not only funny names, but funny phrases...
I remember that one saw it some time ago. I get how difficult it is actually to say that phrase as a foreigner learning to pronounce correctly, in finnish language there is some of those types of phrases too.

It is funny though.
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Humour section?

Post by Carlos » Sun Oct 06, 2019 12:00 pm

You're trying to scare me with this old trick?
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Re: Humour section?

Post by Ilkka » Fri Oct 11, 2019 3:49 pm

This video is hilarious my stomach hurts :D
https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=atmFa_1570705515
I wonder if it could be legal and real thing.
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Re: Humour section?

Post by Djchrismac » Mon Dec 09, 2019 3:51 am

A genuine spam email received today:

From: Lenart Karoly <k.lenart@brucha.com>
Sent: 07 December 2019 14:59
Subject:

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Note: Some email providers incorrectly place official Illuminati messages in their spam / junk folder or promotion folder. This can divert and exclude our responses to your emails.

The Illuminati.

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Re: Humour section?

Post by Djchrismac » Mon Dec 09, 2019 3:51 am

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Jones: [looks at Sallah] You said their headpiece only had markings on one side, are you absolutely sure? [Sallah nods] Belloq's staff is too long.
Jones and Sallah: They're digging in the wrong place!

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Re: Humour section?

Post by Ilkka » Mon Dec 09, 2019 6:51 am

Seems legit Chris. Go for it, time is running out :mrgreen:
Maybe they send you that bubblewrap costume and teach you the secret handshake.

The spiritual protection seems quite targeted in my opinion in that email.

PS. Dont know if that mr. green smilie is sarcastic but I used it as such. :D

Reminded me of this pic, What was the number one rule of "Fight Club"? - "You do not talk about the Fight Club".
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